Paolo Lejano

Apr 02

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Jan 17

[video]

Jan 09

[video]

Jan 02

Dec 11

[video]

Dec 09

janellvictoria:

HAHAHA. 

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Nov 19

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

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Nov 04

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[video]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

iheartnancy:

likesdinos:

horseandimyours:

tamayomeri:

ruingaraf:

robert-downey-jesus:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD

what does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew

one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded

Then there is this person ^

(you perfect human being)

It all makes sense now..

(Source: manda)

Oct 11

Oct 07

Homemade French Toast. (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 26

Cinnamon Crunch Bagel at Panera Bread with @ohrussell (Taken with Instagram at Panera Bread)

Sep 24

penispolice:

Oh MT GOD IM DYING

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Sep 22

Captain Crunch Frap. #starbucks (Taken with Instagram)